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----- The Child And His Mother ------
A curious child asked his mother:
- Mommy, why are some of your hairs turning grey?
The mother tried to use this occasion to teach her child:
- It is because of you, dear. Every bad action of your will turn one of my hairs grey!
The child replied innocetly:
- Now, i know why grandmother has only grey hairs on her head.
:D @@$%%^#
----- Mother and Daughter
A girl was crying bitterly.
Mom: What happened dear?
Daughter: Mom, do i look like a wicked witch?
Mom: No!
Daughter: Are my eyes big as toad?
Mom: No!
Daughter: Is my nose flat?
Mom: No baby!
Daughter: Am i fat like a bulldog?
Mom: You have a fine physique, you are a barbie doll!
Daughter: Then why people tell me that you look like your mom!
=)))))
Conti...
----- The Child And His Mother ------
A curious child asked his mother:
- Mommy, why are some of your hairs turning grey?
The mother tried to use this occasion to teach her child:
- It is because of you, dear. Every bad action of your will turn one of my hairs grey!
The child replied innocetly:
- Now, i know why grandmother has only grey hairs on her head.
:D @@$%%^#
----- Mother and Daughter
A girl was crying bitterly.
Mom: What happened dear?
Daughter: Mom, do i look like a wicked witch?
Mom: No!
Daughter: Are my eyes big as toad?
Mom: No!
Daughter: Is my nose flat?
Mom: No baby!
Daughter: Am i fat like a bulldog?
Mom: You have a fine physique, you are a barbie doll!
Daughter: Then why people tell me that you look like your mom!
=)))))
Conti...
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